Coming in Thursday's Party of One

I have some sad news to report " Kate has been cheating on me.

I discovered it when I came home the other day, only to find her running her hands through his long black hair.

I don't know what she sees in him. He eats her food, only wants lovin' on his terms and makes her tear up on a regular basis and she adores him for it.

I mean sure, he's covered in hair and only about a foot tall, but I'm still a little jealous.

That's what relationships do " they make you jealous of a cat.

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