Look out for outlandish new dinosaur
Hot news flash: New dinosaur discovered .... deemed to be a relative of T-Rex (Tyrannosaurus Rex).
Known as T-Rump (Tyrannorumposaurus) ... carnivorous, tiny hands, small brain, thin-skinned, yellow ruff on head. Seen primarily in New York City and Washington, D.C.
Likes: Tweety birds, foxes, dead horses.
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Maizie Harris Jesse
Carson City